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schizopsychosis replied to your photo: “Started my first week of school yesterday. An update on what I’ve been…”:
let’s go to Formentera in Spain where people would only reach us by boat from Ibiza.

I am fucking love this plan already.

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uglybagofmostlywater:

I can’t wait to meet my future dog

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Pride & Prejudice (2005) + Photoshop

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countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

it’s in words

this one time i was sitting on the edge of a sidewalk with a few friends waiting for a cab, and this 20-something year old guy came out of the club we were just in, put his hands on the sides of my face and kissed my forehead and just walked away without saying anything.

But, this one other time a guy in a bar came up to me while I was dancing and just whispered in my ear “i know everything….” and walked away.

so yes forehead kisses are much better than scaring me to death with telepathic powers.

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Started my first week of school yesterday. An update on what I’ve been doing. I recently changed my major to electrical engineering and added a minor in radiological health engineering. I’m taking my last math class of my college career (unless I decide to get a masters for some reason) and it’s a cryptography class with a bad ass Scottish professor, and I am pretty sure it’s going to the coolest and most interesting class I’ll ever take. I mean we’re gonna be fucking decoding ciphers and shit, it’s gonna be kick assss. I’m also taking too many credit hours and I also got a job as a peer teacher assistant to help out freshmen engineers with a fundamentals of engineering class, so I’m going to be teaching people to do things ?????? and grading papers and giving advice ?????? and i have to pretend that engineering isn’t sucking the life out of me ?????? but that’s okay because the more busy i am the less time i have alone with my thoughts and myself and nobody wants that because then i’ll be a completely and utter mess haahaha liifeee…..
in other news, who wants to like completely abandon everything and move to a small beach house somewhere remote? 

Started my first week of school yesterday. An update on what I’ve been doing. I recently changed my major to electrical engineering and added a minor in radiological health engineering. I’m taking my last math class of my college career (unless I decide to get a masters for some reason) and it’s a cryptography class with a bad ass Scottish professor, and I am pretty sure it’s going to the coolest and most interesting class I’ll ever take. I mean we’re gonna be fucking decoding ciphers and shit, it’s gonna be kick assss. I’m also taking too many credit hours and I also got a job as a peer teacher assistant to help out freshmen engineers with a fundamentals of engineering class, so I’m going to be teaching people to do things ?????? and grading papers and giving advice ?????? and i have to pretend that engineering isn’t sucking the life out of me ?????? but that’s okay because the more busy i am the less time i have alone with my thoughts and myself and nobody wants that because then i’ll be a completely and utter mess haahaha liifeee…..

in other news, who wants to like completely abandon everything and move to a small beach house somewhere remote? 

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Current mood: bed hair and casual shrug

shinynewwhatever:

Current mood: bed hair and casual shrug

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how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

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Life Hack #842049

Instead of having a crush on a living human, punch yourself right in the fucking face for the same effect

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livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

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anacondom:

abrilliant-idea:

Soon there will be people on the internet that won’t understand this picture. 



Omgggg

Lol TOM

cosmeticevolution:

exp3ctopatr0num:

anacondom:

abrilliant-idea:

Soon there will be people on the internet that won’t understand this picture. 

image

Omgggg

Lol TOM

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grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk