Valar Morghulis

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Sat, 25 May 2013 02:44:06 -0400

charliemikevictortango417: xamhx: FUCK YEAH, SAVE THE...

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:43:02 -0400

xamhx:

FUCK YEAH, SAVE THE EAGLES!

FUCKING THIS OH MY GOD.

really? i thought it's cute. like 3po always seems so anoyed at r2 but they love each other!

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:18:14 -0400

Oh, so you’re into that love/hate relationship. The kind that’s like you annoy me and I’m gonna tell you you’re annoying and bash on you, but I secretly have an engorged cock whenever I’m thinking about you at night type of thing?

But, nah, that ship probably shan’t sail for me :/ sorry to disappoint.

idk if you "ship" things, but do you ship c3po and r2d2?

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:14:00 -0400

That’s really fucking weird.

I’m personally a hardcore shipper of Indiana Jones and Lord Voldemort.

If you don’t agree, you’re wrong and you need to rethink your life choices.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 02:07:36 -0400

"People are strange: They are constantly angered by trivial things, but on a major matter like..."

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:06:14 -0400

“People are strange: They are constantly angered by trivial things, but on a major matter like totally wasting their lives, they hardly seem to notice.”

- Charles Bukowski (via thewinterwind)

karz4kidz: bittergrapes: faeiouck: MY SISTER JUFT SHOEWED ME...

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:00:46 -0400

karz4kidz:

bittergrapes:

faeiouck:

MY SISTER JUFT SHOEWED ME THIS AND I CAN”T STOP FREAKIN ABOUT IT

LIKE THIS GIRL IS A FUCKIN DEMON OR SOMEIHTGN

JUST WATCH IT

I have lost faith in physics

what on this fucking earth

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Sat, 25 May 2013 01:48:12 -0400

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Sat, 25 May 2013 01:47:27 -0400

Me: should i get a life or watch another tv series

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:44:41 -0400

Me: should i get a life or watch another tv series

emperorcaligulove: gendermusicbender: Sweet Disposition -...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:44:33 -0400

emperorcaligulove:

gendermusicbender:

Sweet Disposition - Temper Trap [120% speed]

Disposition ain’t the only sweet part of this song.

More Music here

Sounds like a cute blonde with a pixie cut and freckles!

michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:19:21 -0400

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

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Fri, 24 May 2013 20:17:45 -0400

“I’d always thought that me and you could’ve been on the radio...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:15:33 -0400

“I’d always thought that me and you could’ve been on the radio together.”

"God we fuck up teenagers’ heads. We tell them that biological conditions are moral punishments and..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:09:15 -0400

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God we fuck up teenagers’ heads. We tell them that biological conditions are moral punishments and then we get all shocked when they don’t practice rational risk management of biological conditions. We teach them “sex is super desirable and all the cool kids do it, and it’s hideously shameful and will destroy your life” and we wonder why they act an eensy bit neurotic about it. If you tried to design a system for making sexually active kids confused and unsafe, you couldn’t do much better than the American media and school system.

And for once, the answer is relatively simple. Just talk about sex like it’s a part of life. Some people have sex and some people don’t, because people are different. STIs aren’t bad because they’re Dirty Crotch Rot; they’re bad because they’re contagious illnesses like strep throat or whooping cough, and you can ask a doctor to check for and treat them just like you would with strep throat. Unwanted pregnancy isn’t a scarlet A; it’s a mostly-preventable accident that sometimes occurs when people are going about their normal business of having sex. You can ask the school counselor about a variety of topics, including career planning, problems at home, questions about sex, or conflicts with teachers.

If we could just get the goddamn stick out of our collective ass and accept that sex is a human activity and teenagers are humans, maybe there wouldn’t be quite so many plaintive “I don’t understand my body and I’m confused and scared and I don’t know anyone I can ask in person” messages flying out into the world.

”

- The Pervocracy - “Teenage Panic.” (via klonazepam)

territorialcreep: i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:09:08 -0400

territorialcreep:

i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

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Fri, 24 May 2013 15:54:07 -0400

I Want To Break Free || QUEEN I want to break freeI want to...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:41:00 -0400

I Want To Break Free || QUEEN

I want to break free
I want to break free
I want to break free from your lies
You’re so self satisfied I don’t need you
I’ve got to break free
God knows, God knows I want to break free.